At my work, we have this refrigerator in the IT support office, and one day someone brought in a set of magnetic words specially made for constructing Shakespearean insults. I suppose it was really only a matter of time until someone put together the following sentence:
[CODPIECE] [SNAKE] [FIRE] [OFF] [FOUL] [MILK] [SUBSTANCE] [ON] [SAUCY] [VIXEN] [NEIGHBOR]
I don’t think it gets any better than that, folks.