Neurotic bastard

When I walk around, I pay very close attention to the ground. I am careful to step over each crack in the concrete.

I’m not superstitious or anything. It just keeps me occupied.

If I’m walking on tile, and if they are big enough, I try and step square in the middle of each tile.

Or if they are smaller, I just use them as a guide and try to space each step out equally.

Sometimes I like to go diagonally, if I’m feeling frisky and the shoe fits that way.

If I’m on the phone, I pace. If I’m in a chair, my legs rock back and forth and my head bobs up and down.

Teeth grinding. Nails bitten off.

Let me the fuck out.

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