The Nevermind

O—I’m seriousNobody seems to mindThe slow declineO—I’m seriousEveryone seems just fineWith the nevermind Nobody’s lookingAt where they’re goingAnd nobody’s steeringAs if they’re floating downstream O—I’m serious One by one, we march contently out to seaEveryone thinks someone else has got the lead But nobody’s lookingAt where they’re goingAnd nobody’s steeringAs if they’re floating downstream O—I’m …

Fashion made easy in three simple steps

All fashion is just glorified pattern recognition—skills you should have picked up back in grade school. Just like technology, fashion has no place for loyalty—don’t be caught wearing the equivalent of the horse-and-buggy. Don’t reinvent the wheel—you don’t have to work hard at fashion as long as you pay attention to people who do.

Ode to the Overboard

O—every weekend is an island.I’m just trying to float ashore.O—every Sunday is an eyesore.Get ready to sink again. O—off the deep end…O—off the deep end, again. O—as I try to swim to safety,The water fills up my lungsO—and the current overtakes me.One moment more, and I’m done. O—I might as well…O—I might as well let …