Tonight, at a bar, a girl I’ve been sort of talking to sporadically asks: “So who are you dating this week?” I think it was meant as a jab, but I secretly find it awesome and hilarious.
Category Archives: Convos
Also known as a rock and a hard place
An excerpt from a text message exchange this weekend: Concerned Friend #2: How have you been really? Myself: I’m somewhere between dealing with shit and not.
Beware of derivatives at a theme park
Concerned Friend: how’s it going? Myself: hmm you know i dunno Concerned Friend: still? Myself: definitely been on a rollercoaster Myself: so to say how it is at one point is sort of like taking the tangent to the curve Myself: and i’m not so sure i’m ready to perform calculus on myself Concerned Friend: …